Humorous Poems for Kids
Humorous Poems for Kids is our web page that has, for your free non commercial use, a collection of funny rhymes to amuse the kids and better yet, to educate them without them knowing it. How good is that? Some are on this page and there are links to our other pages
When Grandma visits you, my dears,
Be good as you can be;
Don't put hot waffles in her ears,
Or beetles in her tea.
Don't sew a pattern on her cheek
With worsted or with silk;
Don't call her naughty names in Greek,
Or spray her face with milk.
Don't drive a staple in her foot,
Don't stick pins in her head;
And, oh, I beg you, do not put
Live embers in her bed.
These things are not considered kind;
They worry her, and tease
Such cruelty is not refined
It always fails to please.
Be good to Grandma, little chaps,
Whatever else you do;
And then she'll grow to be, perhaps,
More tolerant of you.
...
Pussy, where have you been today?
In the meadows, asleep in the hay.
Pussy, you are a lazy cat,
If you have done no more than that.
...
I sneezed a sneeze into the air
It fell to the earth I know not where
But hard and froze were the looks of those
In whose vicinity I snoze
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OK, here's all our other
Poems for Kids
Fun Poems for Kids
Limerick Poems for Kids
Funny Kids Poems
These poems are free for you to use for personal non commercial purposes but may not be used for commercial purposes and that includes publishing them on Social Media or personal websites
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